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petunia_843
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 Posted: Nov 01, 2009 8:23 pm Post subject: What Celebrity Would You Least Like To Sit By On An Airplane |
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This is an interesting question, though it's kind of like Hater's Club. What celebrity would you least like to sit next to on an airplane, and why?
Me:
*Ann Coulter. I don't think I could really stand it. I think I could be driven to extreme behavior, like farting, to make her move.
*Mel Gibson. He creeps me out.
*Megan Fox. I wouldn't like any of her self absorbed horny talk.
*Rush Limbaugh. I don't think I even need to say why.
*John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Tom Cruise - I don't want any Scientology recruitment going on during flight.
*Joy Behar, Star Jones, Elizabeth Hasselbeck - I'm not real fond of most of the View ladies.
*Ted Nugent. He'd probably offer me some beef jerky and tell me I'm a stupid bitch.
*Alice Cooper. I listen to the classic rock station quite a bit, and I don't like his show at all.
*Gloria Alred - I think she's an ambulance chaser for what would appear to be women's causes.
*Jenny McCarthy - I really don't care for her burping or zany behaior. Ki nd of hypocritical considering I'd be prepared to fart of on Anne Coulter.
So how about you? Who'd you least like to be stuck with? |
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Lacey Marie
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Toby Keith.
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh, I forgot Kid Rock and Paris Hilton. |
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Does George Bush count as a celebrity?
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petunia_843
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| Posted: Nov 01, 2009 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes, Bush counts. I almost put him and Sarah Palin on my list, but then decided that they might say something stupid to me that would cause me to laff my butt off! |
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PrickleyPete
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Wait, if I was sitting next to a celebrity wouldn't that mean I was in first class? Seriously, I would just put on some headphones, enjoy the big leather seats, have some tasty snacks and read my book.
If you put on headphones, no matter if you're listening to something or not, the person next to you isn't going to talk to you.
But I would perfer not to sit next to the celebrity with the latest TMZ scandal so no papparazzi would take my picture on accident.
Right now it would be the guy from the Chase platinum commercial who's wife buys a dress and uses up all their points but he keeps telling her they can use their points anywhere. At the end when she tells him she bought the dress I HATE his smile like his kid just did something endearing. So he is the "celeb" I would most hate to sit by.
Billy May's (predeath) would also suck because I can just imagine him ordering something from the steward/ess. |
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2009 10:52 am Post subject: |
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Kathy Griffin. I would probably cry and then punch myself in the face until I passed out.
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whywhy
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There's probably no one that would bother me unless it was someone who might get really drunk and throw up, because that would really stink bad for the duration of the flight.
So, maybe Amy Winehouse or, who's that guy who dated Kate Moss?
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knittykat
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2009 11:44 am Post subject: |
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| whywhy wrote: |
There's probably no one that would bother me unless it was someone who might get really drunk and throw up, because that would really stink bad for the duration of the flight.
So, maybe Amy Winehouse or, who's that guy who dated Kate Moss? |
LOL, this for me too. Even if it was someone obnoxious I'd enjoy the heck out of "I sat next to Anne Coulter and guess what she said". I'd be perfectly willing to annoy them back just for fun.
I'm a nervous flyer so I couldn't care much who I sit next to as long as we don't die.
Wait, okay, I've got it. Seth Rogen. He'd make ME throw up.
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To be a bit cynical...
I wouldn't want to sit next to any of them because I love to sleep when I fly and all the people coming over for autographs or chats would disturb my beauty rest. |
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Whoopi Goldberg, because I would be sooo tempted to pop her one in the mouth for her "not really rape-rape" comment about Roman Polanski. I'm not a physically violent person, but my outrage just might get the better of me.
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ruggedchick
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Jennifer Love Hewitt because she'd probably talk about her boobs the whole time.
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2009 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| ruggedchick wrote: |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt because she'd probably talk about her boobs the whole time. |
Remind me of why this is a bad thing again, please?
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| Posted: Nov 04, 2009 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| PrickleyPete wrote: |
| Billy May's (predeath) would also suck because I can just imagine him ordering something from the steward/ess. |
I'm thinking post-death might be worse.
As for me, my nightmare seatmate would be that horrible new talk show lady, Wendy Williams, who is just a cheap rip-off of every other "women's talk show" host with absolutely nothing original to say. I've only watched the show in three or so minute increments, but it is the most banal drivel. And everything is leopard print. I just know she would jabber non-stop about something stupid. I would have to bite myself to keep from screaming or jamming an airsickness bag down her throat. |
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Dane Cook
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